MY FAVOURITE JOKES

I like to tell jokes, but won't usually tell them when asked. I like to wait for random times to tell them when it isn't expected. Here are my favourite jokes at the moment...

 

Why didn't the skeleton go to the Tiger Club at Halloween?

Because he had NO BODY to go with.

 

What do you do if you see a Spaceman?

Park the car man!

 

What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

CARROT!

 

How do you kill a Circus?

Go for the juggler!

 

Why did an airplane land in our back garden last night?

Because Mummy left the landing light on!

 

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAARRRRRRRRRRR!

 

Where do pirates do their shoppingt?

AARRRRgos!